Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable)


the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus)


*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”


I decided to do a cover of The Gardener by The Tallest Man On Earth yay

(disregard my crap voice and crap quality webcam and im saying take 536 at the beginning)

(Source: marlomeekins)

all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next

(Source: dickscratch)